Jordynnn

I hate when girls refer to their boyfriends as their “bf”.

          Bitch, that’s annoying.

I hate when girls have boy hair cuts.

          Bitch, that’s not attractive.

I hate when girls have boy hair cuts then give themselves a mohawk.

          Bitch, that’s really really really not attractive.

I hate when girls think that they can tell who I can and cannot talk to.

          Bitch, who do you think you are!?! Because you’re definitely not my mom. I would kill myself if that were the case.

I hate when girls think that they intimidate me.

          Bitch, I am not scared of anyone, especially you. I’ll break you in half.

I hate when girls work at Lowes.

          Bitch, you’re stupid.

I hate when girls work at Lowes but have a college degree.

          Bitch, you’re a big fucking idiot.

I hate when older girls date younger guys.

          Bitch, is it because you’re really fucking immature!?! Because that’s the vibe I’m getting.

I hate when girls look like witches.

          Bitch, get you’re nose fixed.

I hate when girls call their boyfriends mean names like “giant”.

          Bitch, that’s really disrespectful.

I hate when girls bitch and complain all day everyday on Facebook looking for a pity treatment.

          Bitch, no one cares about you.

I hate when girls refer to the guy she is talking to’s mother as “momma”.

           Bitch, she is not you’re mom. The only person that you can call that is your own mother.

I hate when girls take a billion pictures all in the same day with their boyfriends and it is the same damn picture over and over and over again.

           Bitch, pick a new position.

I hate when girls capitalize the words that aren’t suppose to be capitalized and keep the words that are suppose to be capitalized, a lower case.

           Bitch, you’re a moron.

I hate when girls angle their face down in literally every picture that they are in.

            Bitch, thanks for semi hiding the hideousness of your face.

I hate when girls post stupid shit on their facebook like, “I’m pretty sure my destiny is to be an assassin.”

            Bitch, no you were not. You’re only destiny is to be an ugly witch for the rest of eternity.